The 'Rectile Dysfunctioning Blues by Jim Ivy Digital Audio for Full Performance Audio at Sheet Music Direct
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The 'Rectile Dysfunctioning Blues
by Jim Ivy Full Performance Audio - MP3

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You've heard the "Men's Clinic" ads on the radio. This one is just for fun!

A fellow named Ed
Was havin trouble in the bed
Till he turned on his radio.

The announcer said
"Are you having trouble in bed?
There is a place you can go!"

Oh, the doctors there
Specialize in mens care,
Theyve got the cure you can use!

Just go on in
Youll leave with a grin
And a stiffer constitution!

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If the women in your life
Are giving you strife
You just cant keep it up no more.

Say youre out on a date and
She says, "Oh, please stay late!"
Do you just hang your head at the door?

Now you can walk right in,
Youll leave with a grin
Cause of your new stiffer constitution!

So if your problems halfway
Between your head and your toes
You got the rectile Dysfunctioning Blues.

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